Posted 14 hours ago

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

Posted 14 hours ago
ravenbaxtersdad:


when will my reflection show who i am inside

ravenbaxtersdad:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

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Posted 14 hours ago
A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

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Posted 14 hours ago

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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Posted 14 hours ago

guys

lindsaychrist:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

goodbye

Posted 14 hours ago

theres so many amazing people but im just here

Posted 14 hours ago
0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

Posted 17 hours ago

svvord:

when people ask u sex questions and ur just like 

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Posted 17 hours ago

pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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Posted 17 hours ago

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Posted 17 hours ago

zac-afron:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND

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Posted 17 hours ago

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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Posted 18 hours ago

rhazade-waterbender:

bogleech:

jesus-lizard-journal:

wingless-grace:

flunafloon:

chaostearkitsune:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

This animal is not happy! ): This is a panic/defence mechanism, this is probably really freaking the poor thing out.  i’ve seen multiple reblogs of this post informing people of that, so I thought I’d let you know.

This is a Uromastyx, their defence mechanism is to INFLATE their bodies and move them as if they were “belly dancing” as they release air through their mouths letting a “haaaaaaaaaaaah” kind of sound until you leave them alone. If you don’t they’ll HIT you with their spiky tail.

This Uromastyx is exposing its belly on their own will, what it’s doing first is smell the hand to see if it’s someone they know. Since it is (remember the belly is the most vulnerable part of their body) and knows the person won’t harm them, it exposes the belly for the rubs.

And I talk from experience, I have an Uromastyx Acanthinura. It took me forever to get mine to trust me enough to allow me pet him and let me pick him up (and then teach him that my mum (he used to react aggressively towards her presence just by smelling her hand) that my mum was to be trusted).

TDLR; the Uromastyx in the gif trusts their owner and allows the owner to rub the belly, that isn’t how Uromastyx defend themselves

I get so happy when people with actual facts, knowledge, and experience explain things to those who do more talking than understanding.

I’m so fucking elated that this lizard IS actually enjoying tummy tickles. I’ve gone my entire life being sad because people kept saying this was a discomfort display. I’m so happy that the lizard is happy. I’m so happy.

The only animals who expose their softest, most vulnerable parts as a threat display/defense mechanism while also basically immobilizing themselves are usually poisonous animals or close mimics of poisonous animals, and Uromastyx is neither.

Usually such a display is also colorful.

But yeah how fucking cute is it that a little lizard will sniff your hand to make sure you’re the right giant

The idea that reptiles are mindless and emotionless is far too ingrained even among hobbyists and scientific professionals.

Yeah, I’d heard a lot of debate over this and talk about how the lizard was actually in distress.  But if you watch the video, it’s pretty clear that she comes sauntering out from under her rock and rolls over voluntarily when the person wiggles their fingers.

I mean, I’d like confirmation that she can flip herself back over—uros are oddly-proportioned little things, like a tiny ankylosaur—but even so.

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Posted 19 hours ago

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

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